DISQUS

Say Anything: North Dakota To Get New Drivers' Licenses

  • The Whistler · 3 years ago
    Anyone have Susie Sample's telephone number. I guess I could send her a letter professing my undying love.

    5 foot 1, eyes of blue
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    I just noted that there's no indication of weight on the license. We're not doing that any more?
  • The Whistler · 3 years ago
    Everyone lies on it anyway.

    But her cheeks don't look too fat.
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    I betcha she's a total hottie.
  • The Whistler · 3 years ago
    I called her first.
  • markm · 3 years ago
    HOT, and she has a class D rack too...err...what's the class D???
  • The Whistler · 3 years ago
    Dynamite
  • Chief RZ · 3 years ago
    On a more serious question, does North Dakota use social security numbers for the 4d (license #)? Several states stopped doing that in previous years. We in SC do not have the SS # on ours either. Yes, this is a good example of a nice looking girl.
  • The Whistler · 3 years ago
    They gave the Social inSecurity numbers up in the last round of renewals.
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    I'm pretty sure "class D" is referring to the fact that this is a simple driver's license. Where it class "DM," as mine is, it'd be for a car and a motorcycle.

    Chief, ND just went to DL numbers instead of SSN. A few DL cards out there still have the old SSN on them (like mine), but they're few. I'm up to renew mine here in June.
  • thatedeguy · 3 years ago
    One of my friends actually just got one of these and they certainly are nicer to look at than the old ones. He actually got carded shortly after getting it and the bouncer nearly threw him out, but decided that the card was a little too elaborate to be a forgery.
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    Did he get to meet Susie Sample when he got it?
  • thatedeguy · 3 years ago
    unfortunately, no. There aren't too many Susie's around Jamestown. Although, I think I've seen her evil stepmother around. ;)
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    Starkweather... I think I took a road trip there once. There is nothing like Susie C. Sample in Starkweather. Lots of cattle and big beefy women, but no Susie's.
  • The Whistler · 3 years ago
    Dave is Susie the first woman to successfully avoid you?
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    I would have to say yes. I am irresistable. I am a stud and women find me extremely appealing. So says the voices in my head.
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    I don't know anything about voices in my head, but I do know that I am studly and irresistible to women.

    Just look at my Gravatar for crying out loud! I had to wear sunglasses just so that women wouldn't become too engrossed staring into my eyes...
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    You've seen those Tag commercials...? I don't use Tag, but that's about right when I enter into the public and women are near.
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    Yeah, that's about what happens to me too.

    Sigh..

    This pretty face is a curse sometimes.
  • TwoHotel9 · 3 years ago
    Here in PA our License has multiple watermarks in 3D. Plus magstrip. Fakes standout like a stripper at a nun convention.
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    On a serious note... the new ND license looks horrible. It's too damn busy. Too much happening.
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    I don't think "pretty" was the objective here so much as "hard to forge."
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    Doesn't the state employ and graphic artists though? That's just a bad hideous design. Looks a lot like Canadian money. ZING!
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    Graphic artists? That would cost tax dollars.

    What the hell kind of libertarian are you?
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    I'm not saying the should hire someone new. I'm saying they must have someone already hired who does graphic work. You know me, I want everyone in goverment fired and they should have to find a real job, but until then, there has to be someone on the rolls with some amount of talent. Hopefull thinking I know.
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    Well, the "fire everyone in government" thing is more than a bit foolish...but I'll grant that the design leaves something to be desired.

    Can't question their choice in models though. Wow.
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    She's not that hot. Not bad for ND or SD for that matter, but I'm not going to break my leg to her attention.
  • Gene Redlin · 3 years ago
    Without a doubt the funniest thread in a long time. You guys should go on the road (Rob and Dave).
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    I'm am here to entertain the masses.
  • goprairie · 3 years ago
    These discussions are often very deep. This one is deep in a different way. As in "It's getting deep in here . . ."
  • Rob · 3 years ago
    She's not that hot. Not bad for ND or SD for that matter, but I'm not going to break my leg to her attention.


    Not too bad for ND? Are you saying we don't have a lot of pretty girls up here?

    I'm here to tell you that we do, pal. Prettiest in the country. Maybe they just don't hang out at the places you do.

    ;-)
  • Dave Miller · 3 years ago
    Pal? Who you callin' pal, bud!

    There are plenty of beautiful women in North Dakota. And I have been surprised by the large amounts of pretties here in Sioux Falls, SD. But the Dakota Territory sure has its fair share of cows. I'm just sayin'. We grow 'em large in this neck of the woods.