DISQUS

Say Anything: Mormon's Missionary Style ~ Exposed

  • pajama momma · 1 year ago
    Hah, my girlfriend was a lapsed Mormon growing up so she was always having missionaries come to her door. We were so bad. We'd open the door in our bikinis and offer them tequila shots.
  • pajama momma · 1 year ago
    Hah, my girlfriend was a lapsed Mormon growing up so she was always having missionaries come to her door. We were so bad. We'd open the door in our bikinis and offer them tequila shots.
  • pajama momma · 1 year ago
    gosh dangit! It told me it didn't work the first time. dur, guess it did.
  • Anna · 1 year ago
    LOL.. Yes, PJ momma... the submit click is proving to be quite temperamental lately.
    And shame on you for teasing those poor Mormon boys. Of course, I bet none were as gorgeous as the ones in the post.
    ;-)
  • Move_Zig · 1 year ago
    Lucky she didn't run into [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NAtt1bhzN4&feature=related]Orgazmo[/url].
  • pajama momma · 1 year ago
    I would have been really flippin happy if any of them had looked like the boys in the calendar. In fact I would have sewn a prairie dress to answer the door in so they could see how virtous I was.

    Seein's how I was such a good Catholic girl I had to grow up an marry an ex-Mormon in real life.
  • Anna · 1 year ago
    [quote]Lucky she didn't run into Orgazmo.[/quote]

    LOL, Move_Zig .. is that movie actually funny?
  • Move_Zig · 1 year ago
    [quote]LOL, Move_Zig .. is that movie actually funny?[/quote]

    I loved it. But be warned. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are of the mind that [i]if you aren't offended, they just haven't gotten to you yet[/i].

    And they are equal-opportunity offenders.

    Still, I thought it was hilarious.
  • pam · 1 year ago
    Wow, I never knew any Mormons that looked like that! Good thing, or I might have considered conversion...
  • Move_Zig · 1 year ago
    Once in transit, I ran into a whole group of folks out of Utah. I have never seen a cleaner, taller, blonder, and sweet bunch of folks in my life. Their skin seemed so clear and -- dare I say -- pure.

    I felt short, ugly, dirty and to be a very bad sinner in comparison.

    I can only assume from their demeanor that they were Mormons / LDS.
  • forest hunter · 1 year ago
    I lost my virginity to a Mormon who was into bondage. I was [b]raped[/b]............ willingly!
  • RebTex · 1 year ago
    OK
    Ya'll need to tip the guy well.
    He's been excommunicated from the Mormon Church