DISQUS

Darryl · 2 years ago

It's easy to say eat your heart out, Jon Stewart, but Jon Stewart does this way better than this guy does, although he does have a refreshing frankness to him.

mike · 2 years ago

Does Dennis Miller really think that an acceptable percentage of people living in states like Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, the Carolinas and Texas have any idea what he is talking about?

Then why is he on Fox News?

Kirk · 2 years ago

Mike, I live in a state similar to those you mentioned - Mississippi. And I will put my knowledge of history, philosophy and obscure references up against your knowledge any day of the week.

Why don't you stop ad hominem abusive remarks about Southerners and actually discuss issues?

Ken McCracken · 2 years ago

I'm not sure the sushi-eating set in New York or LA know what he is talking about either.

He's a pretty smart guy.

robert108 · 2 years ago

Dennis got all of that one! A definite home run.

Joel · 2 years ago

[quote]states like Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, the Carolinas and Texas have any idea what he is talking about?
mike on June 10, 2007 at 11:52 pm [/quote]

You must be talkin' 'bout Scooter, Bubba, Booger and Tater....they dun come over ta momma's house to watch Amerikan Idle..

Zsa Zsa · 2 years ago

WOW! That was so well said. Dennis Miller said everything I have always wanted to say and more about Harry Reid. That was SO beautiful... Harry Reid really should NEVER speak in public again. I love that!... That has such a nice ring to it.

WOOF · 2 years ago

Mark Helgenberger, Demosthenes, magnum opus, translucent shade, Thermapolye, caulking gun, all in two minutes.
Fire the writers.

Proof · 2 years ago

[quote]Mark Helgenberger[/quote] That's Marg! Not Mark!
[IMG]http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/5199/marghelgenbergervq3.jpg[/IMG]
(Conservatives can tell the difference!)

WOOF · 2 years ago

CSI DNA testing?

[quote]That's Marg! Not Mark! [/quote]

Proof · 2 years ago

[quote]CSI DNA testing?[/quote] He spoke about her drawing a [i]chalk outline[/i] around Harry. DNA had nuttin' to do wit it!
[quote]Mark Helgenberger, Demosthenes, magnum opus, translucent shade, Thermapolye, caulking gun, all in two minutes. Fire the writers. [/quote]
WOOF: Don't blame Dennis if you can't keep up!

Anna · 2 years ago

Buy hey ... he was within the [b][i]Marg[/i][/b] in of being right on the [b][i]Mark[/i][/b]

WOOF · 2 years ago

The Half Hour News Hour [b]is[/b]
the chalk outline for comedians.

Carrick · 2 years ago

WOOF, if you really think that, instead of having yet another moment of uncontrolled snark, you're never watched the program.

Some of the funniest political commentary I've seen was aired on that show.

WOOF · 2 years ago

Miller on Reid: he's stupid, he's old, he talks funny, he's whiny.

[quote]A dim bulb... a vague translucent shade,[/quote]
gotta love the Third Reich imagery.

Proof · 2 years ago

[quote]gotta love the Third Reich imagery. [/quote] Man, when they let the [i]illiterates[/i] out of the asylum, they come up with all[i] kinds[/i] of wacky crap!

WOOF · 2 years ago

Try and keep up Proof

Proof · 2 years ago

[quote]shade: A disembodied spirit; a ghost. [/quote] Wow! The thought of a [i]translucent ghost![/i] Bet only [i]Hitler[/i] had those, huh, WOOF?


Try looking at the remark [i]in context[/i] before you spew comparison to the Nazis! (Then consider that the comparison says more about [b]you[/b] than it does about Dennis Miller!)

Proof · 2 years ago

[quote]Try and keep up Proof [/quote] (Snort!)

WOOF · 2 years ago

Red meat for rednecks

Proof · 2 years ago

[quote]Try and keep up Proof [/quote] I'd try to keep up with you, WOOF, but the thought of being [i]comatose[/i] doesn't appeal to me!

Pilgrim · 2 years ago

[b]Mike said:[/b]

[quote]Does Dennis Miller really think that an acceptable percentage of people living in states like Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, the Carolinas and Texas have any idea what he is talking about?

[/quote]

My my my......so, mike, apparently you think that someone from above the Mason-Dixon line is an automatic candidate for the Mensa Society, while through some tragic genetic shortcomings all of us Southerners just need to sit on the porch and whittle, drink moonshine, and beat our wives between spitting and picking our noses.

Well, my Yankee friend, any time you'd care to debate me on any subject you choose let me know, especially in literature, history, or politics. I enjoy putting elitist snobs in their place. And there are many other contributors to this site from the South who can deconstruct your mindless prattlings as well as I can.

Have a nice day, peanut.

Pilgrim · 2 years ago

Oh, and by the way, mike,

I'm from the REALLY deep South. If you go any further south from where I live in south Louisiana you'll be swimming in the Gulf.

Geography has little to do with intellect, as your post clearly shows.

Bat One · 2 years ago

[quote]Miller on Reid: he's stupid, he's old, he talks funny, he's whiny.[/quote]

Was that Harry Reid that Miller was describing? Could just as easily have been Robert Byrd, Ted Kennedy, "Living Legend" Diane Feinstein, Barney Frank, Tom Lantos, John Lewis, or Charlie Rangle... old, whiny liberals all.

Zsa Zsa · 2 years ago

Wow! Mike is such an intellectual. NOT!

Bat One · 2 years ago

[quote]Does Dennis Miller really think that an acceptable percentage of people living in states like Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, the Carolinas and Texas have any idea what he is talking about?[/quote]

Well, well. Another liberal bigot heard from. And you're from where, Mike? Some utterly forgettable Rust Belt, ghetto?

I would recommend Michael Barone's recent WSJ article on the country's on-going demographic shift and the effect on electoral politics, but of course, the very first presumption is that you are sufficiently literate to read the words and comprehend their meaning. Never mind.

Proof · 2 years ago

[quote]Was that Harry Reid that Miller was describing? Could just as easily have been Robert Byrd, Ted Kennedy, "Living Legend" Diane Feinstein, Barney Frank, Tom Lantos, John Lewis, or Charlie Rangle... old, whiny liberals all.[/quote] Seems to me someone blogged something about the Democrats portraying themselves as a fresh face in politics!
[url=http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/the_new_face_of_the_democratic_party/]The "New" Face of the Democratic Party[/url]

Pilgrim · 2 years ago

Proof:

Ha!!! My comment then seems appropriate now:

[quote]If these guys try to rock the vote they'll rock themselves to sleep.

Fun stuff, Proof. Our elected [expletive deleted] are getting a bit long in the tooth. Or antenna. Whatever.
[/quote]

By the way, the deleted word is "co*kroaches". I didn't know that was a bad word. Unless you're a democrat.

robert108 · 2 years ago

Mike: To quote Lenny Bruce: "If you want to see real prejudice, speak in a Southern accent."

docdave · 2 years ago

Miller has an amazing grip on the english language. I want to consult a dictionary every time he speaks. As for Reid, he reminds be of the living dead, a zombie who spouts the party line while incapable of thought or reason.

Proof · 2 years ago

I caught his act in Vegas a couple years ago. He was great! Then a couple weeks after that, I spotted him in the long security line in the airport in Denver, shuffling through security with the rest of us!

Pilgrim · 2 years ago

By the way, Proof....

I love your little addage. I have the same on a litle plaque on my desk, except mine's in the plural instead of the singular....[i]Illigitimi non carborundum [/i]- don't let the bastards grind you down.

Pilgrim · 2 years ago

Sorry...[i]Illegitimi[/i]. It's early.

robert108 · 2 years ago

Actually, it's [i]illegitimis[/i](with a long i), dative plural, I believe. "Don't let the bastards..."