DISQUS

Say Anything: Babes And...Coffins?

  • Hoodlumman · 2 years ago
    Rob, it looks like you had found the hottest girl in the calendar until I got to my birth month, December.

    Most of those girls are not overly attractive, which is key when you're doing a babe calendar.

    And for those of you buying me gifts for my birthday, I do not want one of these calendars. Thanks!
  • Proof · 2 years ago
    For some reason it reminds me of the old saying:
    [quote]Never play golf with an undertaker! He's [i]always on top[/i] at the [b]last hole[/b]![/quote]
  • Eneils Bailey · 2 years ago
    Please...
    Close the lid...I am outta here.
  • Anna · 2 years ago
    Oh my.. obviously not a lot of beautiful models lined up for this job! I am afraid in my view, some on this calendar only qualify as models from the neck down
    :zip:
  • Eneils Bailey · 2 years ago
    Who gives a shit about from the neck up?
  • Proof · 2 years ago
    I think there's a "Guys Who Don't Leave the Lid Up" joke in there somewhere!
  • Eneils Bailey · 2 years ago
    And I think there is a joke in there also.

    "Where did you meet your first wife?"

    "On the lid of a coffin, juicing up."
  • 2Hotel9 · 2 years ago
    Did any of you checkout that website. I'm creeped out.
  • Proof · 2 years ago
    I'm just glad that nobody said, [quote]Dating is a [i]grave[/i] thing in the age of STDs![/quote]
  • Proof · 2 years ago
    I'm sure there's a "[b]Satin covered pillow[/b]" joke in there somewhere, too!
  • Eneils Bailey · 2 years ago
    The website is really creepy.

    But don't you think it adds a little of the modern day culture to this thing of a creepy ole death.
    And what about the Muslims who may look at this as being a preview to one of their 72 virgins. OK, so maybe being a group of virgins is a stretch.
  • Pilgrim · 2 years ago
    I have to wonder just who's idea this was. What's their slogan for their calendar? "The perfect gift for that special friend with just a touch of necrophilia"?

    Gak.
  • Proof · 2 years ago
    [quote]What's their slogan for their calendar?[/quote]

    [quote][b]How about a tall, cold one?[/[/b]quote]
  • Eneils Bailey · 2 years ago
    Necrophillia...

    Reminds me of my ex-wife when we had sex.
    The saddest day of my was when she packed up and left town with my best friend.

    Oh boy, do I miss him!
  • electnixon · 2 years ago
    September scares me. Kind of a Bo Derek - Mic Jagger combination
  • Eneils Bailey · 2 years ago
    September,
    Maybe her underwear was too tight!!
  • Anna · 2 years ago
    [quote]Kind of a Bo Derek - Mic Jagger combination[/quote]
    LOL, I say more of a Rosie O'Donnell - Ann Coulter combo...
  • Proof · 2 years ago
    [quote]Reminds me of my ex-wife when we had sex. [/quote]Two guys are talking and one says to the other, [quote]"I think my wife may have died!"[/quote]
    [quote]"What makes you think that?"[/quote]
    [quote]"Well, the[i] sex is the same[/i], but [b]the dishes are starting to pile up[/b]!"[/quote]
  • Pilgrim · 2 years ago
    Rodney Dangerfield (I think):

    I asked my wife how come she never tells me when she has an orgasm and she says, "You're never there."

    Heh.
  • 2Hotel9 · 2 years ago
    Yep, there is something different with Sept! I wonder if they are all Italian? And the whole idea of using pin up models on a coffin company calender is decidedly,,,,odd.
  • Eneils Bailey · 2 years ago
    I think the idea of using a woman, and most notably a picture of your wife or ex-wife on your coffin is completely appropriate.
    After all, did your children, your dog, your co-workers, your neighbors ever contribute to your early demise as much as the dear misses?
  • redwolf · 2 years ago
    THE SLOAGAN SHOULD BE, DO HER NOW, YOU CANT TAKE IT WITH YOU!
  • Redhead Infidel · 2 years ago
    What's with the grease slathered all over them? Ew.

    And I'm pretty dang sure September is a DUDE.